Holy F, this mofo is DOPE! I've seen shirts, mostly on TV cuz I don't wear them, but I bought one anyway cuz this mofo is the phattest shirt I've ever seen! This event is gonna be unforgettable, this shirt is made out of 24 karat gold, the finest Corinthian leather, and feels like silk. When you wear it, your private parts will grow (or shrink) to the exact size you always wanted them to be, and you will never spend another night by yourself. In case I haven't made it clear, this is the only shirt you need. We've got the super Goonerfest 23 kit, it knows exactly what you need. Goonerfest on the front, 23 on the back, this shirt is on the way to Champions League! COME ON YOU SHIRT! Wait, that came out wrong.